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Video - Locked FROM Belphe
[Sho is actually doing a video on purpose. Of course, this is the first time he's done it that was both on purpose and not locked to a single person. Milestone!]
So. [He looks uncharacteristically apologetic.] I have to ask. Has anyone seen a runt of a grey Eevee? Probably out there looking like he's been hit with a graduate level maths examination. [And under his breath] Hopefully not dead. She'll kill me if he's dead.
[Back to a normal level of speaking] He answers to the name Taboo...I did not name him, okay? [Obviously, Sho, it's not a maths term!] He's been missing, uh. A couple of months, now. It happened while I wasn't really in a great space. [Read: unmedicated, then on the medication merry go 'round.]
...I don't have a lot on hand, but I will scrape up a reward for his safe return.
So. [He looks uncharacteristically apologetic.] I have to ask. Has anyone seen a runt of a grey Eevee? Probably out there looking like he's been hit with a graduate level maths examination. [And under his breath] Hopefully not dead. She'll kill me if he's dead.
[Back to a normal level of speaking] He answers to the name Taboo...I did not name him, okay? [Obviously, Sho, it's not a maths term!] He's been missing, uh. A couple of months, now. It happened while I wasn't really in a great space. [Read: unmedicated, then on the medication merry go 'round.]
...I don't have a lot on hand, but I will scrape up a reward for his safe return.
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...Though really, he supposed there wasn't really anything to lose, then. TIME TO THINK OF ALL THE THINGS HE'S GOOD AT. There's just so many...]
You ever lug sheep before?
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[Awwwww fuck. This is going to involve nature. He just knows it. Stupid fucking nature.]
I'm from a city.
[Eh, it's not like it's a high-stakes Game, though.]
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Who's never seen a sheep? Anyway, it's not hard to do, so long as you're not a total twig. [Snotlout might stop smirking ones he discovers that the sheep of these world are basically balloons compared to the ones he's used to... For now, let him appreciate his muscles.] You just put one across your shoulders and run!
Oh man, you know what'd be awesome, though? Adding the Log Dodge in, too. Don't know why we never did that, back home!
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[Completely matter of fact]
I've never seen a sheep in person.
[Wool comes from sheep, right? And...that stuff that waterproofs things. Naaaatuuuuure.]
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13,000,000? [ w h a t . ] ...That's not a real number.
[IT JUST CAN'T BE, OKAY.]
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[he shrugs]
And that is why I have never seen a sheep in person. Or most anything out of nature.
[Naaaaaaaatureeeeeee]
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[How did they fit all of you in the great hall...? This is just too much for his poor Viking brain to handle right now.]
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[There isn't nature. Ask Belphe about Sho's ability to sleep in nature.]
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[He shakes the thought out of his head, though he's still looking a bit distracted as he continues.]
Alright, well. I need to look for sheep and some logs, before we can really do anything about that. And a hill... Hmmn.
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[He likes it better here, for the most part, but sometimes he misses the cities.]
Tell me when and where to show up. I live for Games.
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[Look at that smug little smirk of his.]
When I've got everything, I'll let you know. Until then, you might want to prepare! Not a lot of people finish the Sheep Lug back home.
[Now watch him...forget about this until the Eevee debacle is over... April is serious business, man.]
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[Srsly, he has no idea what he's in for.]
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How do you think? Start lifting things! Heavy things!
[Man, he'd love to see what this guy thought "heavy" was...]