Video - Locked FROM Belphe

[yoctogram]

[Sho is actually doing a video on purpose. Of course, this is the first time he's done it that was both on purpose and not locked to a single person. Milestone!]

So. [He looks uncharacteristically apologetic.] I have to ask. Has anyone seen a runt of a grey Eevee? Probably out there looking like he's been hit with a graduate level maths examination. [And under his breath] Hopefully not dead. She'll kill me if he's dead.

[Back to a normal level of speaking] He answers to the name Taboo...I did not name him, okay? [Obviously, Sho, it's not a maths term!] He's been missing, uh. A couple of months, now. It happened while I wasn't really in a great space. [Read: unmedicated, then on the medication merry go 'round.]

...I don't have a lot on hand, but I will scrape up a reward for his safe return.

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[video]

[snotfaced]

[WOAH, WAIT, HOLD UP.]

13,000,000? [ w h a t . ] ...That's not a real number.

[IT JUST CAN'T BE, OKAY.]

[video]

[yoctogram]

It is very crowded.

[he shrugs]

And that is why I have never seen a sheep in person. Or most anything out of nature.

[Naaaaaaaatureeeeeee]

[video]

[snotfaced]

That's ridiculous! The cities here are bad enough. Why would you stay in a place like that?

[How did they fit all of you in the great hall...? This is just too much for his poor Viking brain to handle right now.]

[video]

[yoctogram]

Because I like cities. They make sense, there's always light, there's always people.

[There isn't nature. Ask Belphe about Sho's ability to sleep in nature.]

[video]

[snotfaced]

No place needs that many people...

[He shakes the thought out of his head, though he's still looking a bit distracted as he continues.]

Alright, well. I need to look for sheep and some logs, before we can really do anything about that. And a hill... Hmmn.

[video]

[yoctogram]

It's what I was used to.

[He likes it better here, for the most part, but sometimes he misses the cities.]

Tell me when and where to show up. I live for Games.

[video]

[snotfaced]

Oh yeah? Well I live for winning 'em.

[Look at that smug little smirk of his.]

When I've got everything, I'll let you know. Until then, you might want to prepare! Not a lot of people finish the Sheep Lug back home.

[Now watch him...forget about this until the Eevee debacle is over... April is serious business, man.]

[video]

[yoctogram]

How do you suggest I prepare?

[Srsly, he has no idea what he's in for.]

[video]

[snotfaced]

[...Wow, even Hiccup knew how to train.]

How do you think? Start lifting things! Heavy things!

[Man, he'd love to see what this guy thought "heavy" was...]